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October 18 NO KINGS DC Rally Transcript

October 2025: Horror Show

Democracy’s Autumn: September Ended

Gray Wednesday: Comey’s Arraignment.

Partisan Hex Merchandise Update

1400 Swann St. N.W.: The Place Where Big Balls Fell

Big Balls Beat Down

The 2016 Election Interference for Dummies Like 🐍 Tulsi Gabbard 🐍

TRUMP CRASHOUT: Juking the stats

TRUMP v. MURDOCH: We all win.

WelcomeFest 2025 Report

Fuck off, Andrew Cuomo.

“Are [we] still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

The Big Bitch Bill

Report: Dipping on the Grand Military Parade

June Housekeeping: The Forking Path

Cyclogenesis: President Trump deserves these riots.

BREAKUP: TRUMP-MUSK BAD BLOOD

Good riddance, former President Musk

America needs its sense of smell.

Crab Rave! Trump Tariffs Illegal

On Joe’s Age

May 2025 Mailbag

ICE’s mask thing is fucked up.

1,348 tomorrows until Donald Trump is gone.

MAYDAY Rally Report

Smoking Outside the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Buy Pete Hegseth gin and send him home.

JD Vance ought to be excommunicated

Unhappy young men are not reading David Brooks

April 5 "Hands Off" Protest Report

GOP Economic Cock-and-Ball Torture

Republicans, stop being bitches. Reclaim tariff authority.

Principles First Convention Report

April 5 Protests: The Fence Is Up.

Trump to Penguins, the American Economy: Drop Dead.

1 New iMessage: Panic

April 5 Protests Do Matter.

TRUMP IS RIGHT: The Atlantic is a lying rag

Trump Administration: Seniors won’t complain if Social Security stops their checks.

04/05/25 “Hands Off!” Protest in DC

OH NO: Republicans said “the fundamentals of the economy are strong” again.

Schumer caves. This must be his last term.

Presidents Musk and Trump are not kings.

Trump knows he’s creating a recession

Letter to Leader Jeffries: More Al Green, Please.

Pariah Elon Musk cannot face Jon Stewart

MAGA Republicans are scared of town halls

Worst Joint Session Ever

Donald Trump's stock market crashout

Stabbed in the back.

Ask not what the Democratic Party can do for you.

Mr. Trump is not the real president and needs to leave.

FUCK DOGE merchandise now available

A Letter to the DOGE Youth

Praising GovWayBack, Memory Hole-killer

In 2025, Twitter is insufficient for event communications.

The House GOP has a sleazy sex pest list.

What the fuck is Elon doing at OPM?

The terrible damn problem of Republicans

Rush Limbaugh: Against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr

Release the Matthew Huttle Bodycam Footage

Why Cocaine Mitch Voted “No” on Pete Hegseth.

Is J.D. Vance a liar or merely ignorant?

New allegations against Pete Hegseth damn the GOP

Elon Musk should not purchase DC’s Line Hotel

Elon Musk’s Weird Salute

#FreeRossUlbrich, January 6, and Law and Order.

Democrats should now complain about "Cancel Culture."

Donald Trump Inaugural Address MST3k

On the TikTok Ban

RE: The Good Ending for America

Dear MAGA: Please read.

Confirming Pete Hegseth is a Bad Thing

Mark Zuckerberg in Golgotha

Here's some RFK Jr. muck to rake.

January 6 is forever damnable.

Democracy Dead by Daylight at the Washington Post

Don't blame normal people for political violence.

Democrats, this New Years, resolve to be worse.