Archive - partisan hex

TRUMP v. MURDOCH: We all win.

Scared of Epstein revelations, the big mad bozo bites the hand that feeds.

Jul 21 •

WelcomeFest 2025 Report

Blameless and normal in the dark and weird.

Jul 19 •

Fuck off, Andrew Cuomo.

The former governor is embarrassing himself.

Jul 15 •

“Are [we] still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

The president failed to give his base their promised apokálypsis.

Jul 13 •

The Big Bitch Bill

Murkowski's Betrayal and the GOP’s Monster

Jul 2 •

June 2025

Report: Dipping on the Grand Military Parade

Thank God for anticlimaxes.

Jun 21 •

June Housekeeping: The Forking Path

WelcomeFest to MilitaryDystopiaFest

Jun 14 •

Cyclogenesis: President Trump deserves these riots.

This administration’s willful inhumanity now risks spinning up more.

Jun 9 •

BREAKUP: TRUMP-MUSK BAD BLOOD

You know it used to be mad love

Jun 6 •

Good riddance, former President Musk

Hope you had the time of your life—because it will all be downhill from here.

Jun 1 •

May 2025

America needs its sense of smell.

Corrupt President Trump offers his friends every favor, his enemies fear.

May 30 •

Crab Rave! Trump Tariffs Illegal

Get fucked, levies.

May 29 •

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